Berta's Repalcement

When Berta goes out of town, Charlie gets a replacement for her in "A Good Time in Central Africa."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan Helps Chelsea

When Chelsea has back problems, Alan, as a chiropractor, helps Chelsea and goes so far as to suggest a boob reduction.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Guys in the Kitchen

Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Moustache Pic

A picture of Charlie Harper rocking a moustache while stalking his ex-fiancee, Chelsea.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rose Returns

Rose returns to Two and a Half Men during the eight season to stalk Charlie and possibly ruin his relationship with Michelle (Liz Vassey).
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evelyn and Berta Talk to Marty

Evelyn and Berta talk to legendary television producer Marty Pepper (guest star Carl Reiner).
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Annoyed with Jake

Charlie gets annoyed with Jake when he continues to piss off Charlie's fiancee, Chelsea. Don't come between a man and his booty.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evelyn and Marty

Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Talks to Alan

Charlie talks to Alan after he sleeps with Rose to try and talk some sense in the poor bastard.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emilio Estevez on Two and a Half Men

Emilio Estevez stops by and guest stars on his brother's sitcom as a friend of Charlie's.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Drives Jake

Despite Jake's constant please to drive, Charlie takes the wheel as the two of them reverse... over Chelsea's cat... to get some food.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn comes by to do a huge favor and help her sons, Charlie and Alan restore the balance of power in their home. They sold their souls.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket