Charlie Talks to Jake

Charlie talks to Jake as he's playing guitar about Celeste, Jake's girlfriend that Charlie ruined his relationship with.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Berta Works for Chelsea

When Chelsea moves in, Berta informs Charlie that she now works for Chelsea and he can direct his requests through her.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and the Ladies

Charlie sits down with his fiancee, Chelsea, and her old college friend, Gail (Tricia Helfer), who's in town visiting.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Russell

Charlie visits his favorite pharmacist, Russell (guest star Martin Mull) to pick up plenty of medicine and tampons for his very sick fiancee, Chelsea.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Berta Chat

When Chelsea and Alan, the best of friends, are busy cooking dinner, Charlie and Berta analyze the situation over some beers outside.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Herb Wheels Juidth

Herb (Ryan Stiles) tries to be a good husband and wheel his pregnant wife while on a broken foot. This, of course, results in hilarious disaster.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Picture

Two and a Half Men is the successful CBS comedy starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer as brothers who live together with Alan's son, their half man, Jake.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Berta and Marty

Berta sits down to talk with television producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner).
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Russell the Pharamacist

Another picture of Charlie and his neighbor pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull). What can we say, we're huge fans of Martin Mull.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Alan at Chelsea's

Charlie makes Alan drive him to Chelsea when he's had too much cough syrup and bourbon to drive. They have to get her clean clothes and take care of Sir Lancelot.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Proposes

After Chelsea accidentally swallows Charlie's engagement ring at dinner, Charlie tries to propose to Chelsea without a ring in order to hear her say, "I love you."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Berta Relax

Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket