Berta [about Alan and Chelsea becoming friends]: This is the perfect set up for you Charlie: How do you figure? Berta: Do you like to go shopping? Charlie: No Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to watch chick flicks? Charlie: No Berta: Zippy does. Do you like to talk for hours about your feelings? Charlie: No. Berta: Zippy do Charlie: Oh right... Berta: He digs the trench, you lay the pipe
Charlie: Thanks for being such a good friend to Chelsea Alan: You don't have to thank me. I like her and we have a lot in common Charlie: Yeah, whatever. Just keep it up and I'll try and do the same
