Charlie Gets Plastic Surgery

Charlie Harper, not Sheen, gets plastic surgery on Two and a Half Men. Wouldn't shock us if the actor did too.
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Alan as Charlie

Alan pretends to be Charlie and the owner of the most wonderful life on Two and a Half Men.
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 Quotes

That 60 Minutes report on Dr. Shankman was entirely one-sided, just like that poor woman's vagina.

Evelyn

Evelyn: When this heals, I'll have the face of a twelve year old girl.
Charlie: But from the neck down you'll have an the body of an Egyptian mummy.