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Alan pretends to be Charlie at home while the latter is off getting plastic surgery.  Alan manages to bring back a girl using his Charlie persona.  It turns out the girl knew he wasn't actually Charlie, as she went home with Charlie before... but she likes to role play.

Charlie, meanwhile, pretends to go to Vegas but actually gets his eyes done at the surgeon. 

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 Quotes

That 60 Minutes report on Dr. Shankman was entirely one-sided, just like that poor woman's vagina.


Evelyn: When this heals, I'll have the face of a twelve year old girl.
Charlie: But from the neck down you'll have an the body of an Egyptian mummy.