Two and a Half Men Season 5 Photos

Jake and Evelyn

When Charlie and Alan have a fight, Alan and Jake move in to Evelyn's.
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Charlie Embarasses Linda

Charlie manages to embarrass Linda when she takes him as her date to an important event for her.
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Alan the Test Subject

Trying to make a little extra money, Alan has a horrible reaction to a drug he took for a clinical trial.
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Charlie Sees Rose

When Charlie tries to get intimate with his new girl Linda, he keeps seeing Rose's face pop up everywhere.
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Charlie and Alan Double Date

After Alan convinces Charlie to date more respectable women, the brothers go on a double date.
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Charlie and Alan Have a Problem

Charlie and Alan both discover they have a problem the next morning after sharing evenings with women.
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First Day of School

Jake heads to school for his first day of junior high during the season five premiere of Two and a Half Men.
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Quotes

Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.
Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.

Alan: You sure it's just a rash?
Charlie: What else could it be?
Alan: Uh, well, since we are talking about your private area, it could be anything from Ebola to mad cow disease.
Charlie: You get Ebola from monkeys, right?
Alan: Right.
Charlie: It's just a rash.

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Photos

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