You sure it's just a rash? What else could it be? Uh, well, ...
Alan: You sure it's just a rash?
Charlie: What else could it be?
Alan: Uh, well, since we are talking about your private area, it could be anything from Ebola to mad cow disease.
Charlie: You get Ebola from monkeys, right?
Charlie: It's just a rash.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 1: "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
- Two and a Half Men
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