Serena is going crazy with the ridiculous Princess scene.She complains, "I can't breathe." Madison, " Well you look amazing."

Rachel's upset. Dr. Simon just asked her where does your darkness come from - if not Quinn then who? It must come from this man! Is this the man who raped Rachel as a teenager?

Quinn's on the toilet post-Rachel fight and having just ended it with August. She cries -- in physical and mental pain.

Alexi doesn't seem SUPER-straight when he plants a wet one on Jay!

Ohhh Madison, when will you learn? Maddy tells Rach that Quinn has gone through 2 bottles of vodka this week as reported by the bartender. "Gary saw her drunk. She needs rehab!" Little does she know she just got that bartender fired! Nobody messes with Rachel's MDP partner! Rachel has Quinn's back no matter what.

It's a beautiful one on one as Serena connects with August at Rachel's insistence. Nobody knows what's about to happen! August and Serena are hitting it off beautifully... Until August talks directly to Quinn during their date!

Rachel and Chet have gone rogue! Conducting secret interviews with the men on the topic of feminism. Rachel's the pro but Chet's the only way she doesn't get in trouble. She coaches from the sidelines.. Until she can't help but step in to get the money bite!

Chet: You can't let Rachel get to you like this! You gotta get the taste of CRAZY out of your mouth!

Guess who he's talking to... It's Quinn! The mother of his UTI!

Rachel and Quinn listen to August's date with Serena. My aren't they in for a surprise when August talks directly to Quinn!

Rachel is off and running with lie after lie! We can see why it's so much fun! She tells every guy a different story depending on what he wants to hear. For Jasper it's "your secret's safe with me."

It's a brand new day for the ballbuster Auitress to act totally helpless. I mean this is really pushing it, isn't it, Serena? She's caught up in Chet's game so she's gonna have to play along. For now.