Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"? Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing. Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.
Kevin: Is it true what they say about your dad? Veronica: That he's the devil incarnate? I stand by my father. Does everyone here know? [Awkward silence] Veronica: Wonderful! Ten minutes in and I'm already the "Blue Jasmine" of Riverdale High.