Eye Doctor: How's my little piggy today? Cartman: Hey! Don't call me a little piggy! Eye Doctor: I just say that because you're my little buddy. Cartman: I'm just here for an eye exam alright? Keep the fat jokes to yourself. Eye Doctor: Hop up on the chair. Don't break it now. Cartman: God Dammit!
Stan: We can't fall asleep. We gotta nail that song. You got the tape recorder, Cartman? Cartman?? (taps him) Kyle: He's asleep. Wake up fat ass! Cartman: What what what? Stan: Goddamnit! You can't fall asleep. Cartman: I wasn't sleeping, I was just thinking really hard!