Dressed like a ho and holding a hose, The Hills’ Heidi Montag is featured in the upcoming issue of Blender (with Jay-Z on the cover). We think that’s a music magazine – and we all know Heidi Montag is nothing if not a serious artist.
Oh yeah. Feast your eyes on this hot, blonde, mostly-fake body …
 Heidi Montag: So shameless, so annoying… and so addictive.
