Fry: $30? I can't afford that. Unless... Do you take Visa?
Salesman: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.
Fry: American Express?
Salesman: 600 years.
Fry: Discover card?
Salesman: Sorry we don't take Discover.


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Character:
Philip J. Fry
Episode:
Futurama Season 1 Episode 6: "A Fishful of Dollars"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Holy crap that bastard's itchy!

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I don't need them. Not when I have my antique videos, my bucket of fossilised K.F.C. and 50 million dollars worth of anchovies.

Fry