Actually, I'm from Bangladesh. The women hot there? Here's a...

Taxi driver: Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.
Barney: The women hot there?
Taxi driver: Here's a picture of my wife.
Barney [whispering]: A simple no would've sufficed


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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee, it doesn't go with your suit.
Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A. [points to his own suit] Lesson three, don't even think about getting married til you're thirty.

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