Ahhh, I'm gonna mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my j...

Ahhh, I'm gonna mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job. Bah. Bah. Good thing I'm here 'cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous. Gahh.

Michael (impersonating Gabe)

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 7 Episode 2: "Counseling"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

Dwight: I see you found our magical toy box Jim.
Jim: These are actually forks and knives from the break room.
Dwight: Jim (laughs), to you and me maybe, but come on. To a child's imagination, that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife...and Miss Fork.

Now that I own the building I've been looking for new sources of revenue...and a daycare center? Woohahahaha. Well I guess it's not an evil idea, it's just a regular idea, but there's no good laugh for a regular idea.

Dwight
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