Sheriff: Is that...?
Della: Well, yes, Donald, that is a genuine human turd. A retired school principal from Council Bluffs paid $2.75 to pinch that sucker off while three of my girls watched.
Sheriff: And why would he...?
Della: I brought this turd here as a symbol. Firstly as a symbol as to what we'll all have to eat if this farmers' strike continues on your watch.
Sheriff: Well, you do realize this is an election year.
Della: And secondly, as a symbol of what you will be in my eyes if you run off this cowboy who just might turn out to the best paying customer of my long and illustrious career.