Allison: We have never even kissed!
Klaus: Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon dog eyes at each other all through puberty and breakfast.
Vanya: Aren’t we all brothers and sisters?
Allison: Well, technically...
Klaus: Technically? If you have to use the word “technically,” you’re already in trouble.


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The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 5: "Valhalla"
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You know what? I'm used to dealing with liars, Lila, but I like it better when I know what they're lying about.

Diego

Lila: I just saved your life, you kinder-shit. If I hadn’t stepped in, all that would be left of you is a blazer and some bloody socks.
Five: And that’s the problem. You’re too good. You ask too many questions. You know too much. And you fight like you know what you're doing.