As a doctor, it's important to know how to make small talk. Mr...
J.D.'s Narration: As a doctor, it's important to know how to make small talk.
J.D.: Mr. Bober, what would you like with your turkey sandwich?
Mr. Bober: Pickles!
J.D.'s Narration: ...Of course, it's harder if your patient suffers from dementia and can only say one word....
J.D.: And to drink?
Mr. Bober: Pickles!
J.D.: And now, for a thousand dollars and this bag of I.V. fluid, which is guaranteed to make you feel like you're a hundred and ninety again, What did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
Mr. Bober: Pickles.
J.D.: Oooooooh! I'm sorry, Mr. Bober! The correct answer is peppers. "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."
Dr. Cox: NEWBIE!
J.D.: Huh?
Dr. Cox: Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient!?
J.D.: Yes...
Dr. Cox: I've never felt closer to you.
- Characters:
- J.D., Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5: "My Brother, Where Art Thou?"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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