Sam: This shop is officially closed for business.
Felicia: By shop, you mean your vagina?
Sam: What else could I possibly mean?
Felicia: Aww Sam, don’t get all sad on me. This was your first try.

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Single Drunk Female Season 1 Episode 5: "Sober For The D And V"
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Single Drunk Female Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

James: Whoa!
Sam: Whoa good or whoa bad? It’s bad, isn’t it?

Sam: If I don’t see some action soon, this whole area is going to break off and drift off to sea.
Olivia: Six months is when it happened to me too.
Sam: Your privates sacrificed themselves to the tide?
Olivia: No, I started to feel my body again. You’re just emerging from sobriety survival mode.