Berta, are you seeing this? Am I dreaming? Do you have the Ka...

Charlie: Berta, are you seeing this? Am I dreaming?
Berta: Do you have the Kardashian sisters under the table?
Charlie: No.
Berta: Then you're not dreaming.


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Charlie Harper, Berta
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15: "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 Quotes

Alan: You have five grand in your sweatpants?
Charlie: I prefer to think of it as "three hookers and a Philly cheesesteak."

Alan: How much is this going to cost me?
Charlie: The question is, "how much is this going to earn you?"
Alan: I'll stick with my question.

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