Alan: Once the profits start rolling in, I could move out.
Charlie: And once I start growing boobs I could start working the lunch shift at Les Girls, Girls, Girls.


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15: "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 Quotes

Alan: You have five grand in your sweatpants?
Charlie: I prefer to think of it as "three hookers and a Philly cheesesteak."

Alan: How much is this going to cost me?
Charlie: The question is, "how much is this going to earn you?"
Alan: I'll stick with my question.