Lem: Bosses and employees just shouldn't hang out. It's like a ventriloquist trying to be friends with his dummy. At the end of the day, you know who's sleeping in a suitcase.
Phil: The dummy.
Ted: All right, I was the one who pushed for us to hang out, so I should endure this. I mean suffer through... I mean support you. Because that's what friends do


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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 8: "You Are the Boss of Me"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Lem: I always thought Veronica lived here.
Phil: Me, too. You know, she just finds a comfortable chair and powers down for the night

The implications for weight loss are enormous. And while elective brain surgery doesn't test that great, it still tests better than dieting and exercise

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