Dijkstra: Now, as for Prince Seed-waste. Boulder, Parchment, Dagger?
Philippa: Absolutely not.
Dijkstra: I was the one who seduced the Lyrian baroness last month, and the only secret she was hiding was syphilis.
Philippa: And that’s worse than the week I spent perched over a shit-filled moat in Temeria while they debated timber prices?
Dijkstra: Fair.