The Witcher
Thursdays on NetflixThe Witcher Season 3 Episode 1: "Shaerrawedd" Quotes
She has great potential but little talent.
Yennefer
Success only comes with repetition.
Yennefer
You really wanna hide, you’d dye that mop. No one’s lookin’ for the Black fuckin’ Wolf.
Yarpen
Dear friend, we’re so far off the map here that we may never leave again. Come to think of it, would that be such a bad thing?
Yennefer
Yennefer: Water magic is tricky.
Ciri: That’s what you said about earth magic and air magic.
Yennefer: Well, you have power like nothing I’ve seen. Makes it hard for both of us.
Nilfgaard gave elves refuge, and now they’re fighting on their behalf. Amazing what people will do when you give them a second chance.
Yennefer
Yarpen: Hold on. Hold on! Are you two fuckin’ again?
Geralt: Subtle, Yarpen.
Dijkstra: Now, as for Prince Seed-waste. Boulder, Parchment, Dagger?
Philippa: Absolutely not.
Dijkstra: I was the one who seduced the Lyrian baroness last month, and the only secret she was hiding was syphilis.
Philippa: And that’s worse than the week I spent perched over a shit-filled moat in Temeria while they debated timber prices?
Dijkstra: Fair.
Ooh! When will magic, sexy women just stop jumping out at me?
Jaskier
Radovid: You could be our royal bard.
Jaskier: [laughs] Uh, no. No, a staid life at court is not for me.
Radovid: If your time at court’s been staid, you’ve been doing it wrong.
Jaskier: What can I do for you, Yarpen?
Yarpen: I’ve got ears and good taste, so… nothin’.
Tread lightly. This land is full of stories.
Yennefer
