But what about protocol? Forget protocol. Did Einstein stop to...

Lem: But what about protocol?
Ted: Forget protocol. Did Einstein stop to fill out paperwork before discovering his Theory of Relativity?
Phil: Actually, he was a patent clerk, so all he did was fill out paperwork


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Ted Crisp, Phil Mymen, Lem Hewitt
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 11: "Father, Can You Hair Me?"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Ted, you don't have to go through all this. Just say the word and the election's her's. We did for Iceland and we can do it for your kid

Veronica

Ted: Veronica, quick question.
Veronica: What is it with everyone and their questions this morning? Where'd you learn to drive? Will you marry me? Why'd you say that to my baby?

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