Roseanne: Where's all the real men go?
Dan: They're hiding from all the real women.

Dolly: It’s supposed to be about how sometimes, the thing you want is closer than you realize.
Dutch: Right. And yet that doesn’t make it any easier to find.

Lord Merton: I'm not too downcast. I've had a good innings. Seen and done a lot in my time. I should've liked to have been married to you. But no man can have everything. And at least we're friends again.
Isobel: Oh, yes. We're friends again.

My vice is a virtue. I never need to change, and I owe an apology to no one.

Toby

Miranda: The only eating I'm concerned with right now is Brady. He doesn't seem to want to eat.
Carrie: Perhaps he's anorexic.

Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.

Honey, in my experience there's no such thing as a perfect gentleman.

Alec [to Mads]

You're not Calvin Harris.

Lisa

That was it. That one simple moment. Everything that had been bottled up inside me; fear, the frustration, the uncertainty, just melted away and I was overcome with this sudden sense of clarity, courage and that's when I decided I would not be quiet any more, do what was expected of me, surrender to some sort of pathetic middle-aged anxiety and I realized that I was the one who built this prison I was in. I was going to take back control of my life and set myself free. Have you ever had that kind of experience?

Neil

Crazy seems to be on a sliding scale since I met you guys.

Mitch

Cookie: I know how bad you wanted Titan, but they're going to break his ass in prison. You lose your soul when you feel like the world's forgotten you.
Lucious: I never forgot about you. Couldn't. I did some things that I had to do in order to make sure that when you got out you would have all of this stuff.
Cookie: This stuff, meaning this material stuff? You just stopped coming. No calls, no letter, no explanation. Just left me twisting in the wind.

Felix: Arthur, you beast. I'm not even taking any new clients.
Art: Oh yeah?
Felix: Yeah.
Art: Then how about you take your hand off of my ass?