Favorite Quotes
Abe: How's he doing?
Glenn: He's an amputee, Captain. He wakes up every night with a pain in his leg that isn't there.
Tony: (about Gibbs) So he's down in Columbia, in Bogota, he saves President Clinton's life, but no one can talk about it because it's super-secret.
McGee: Clinton did not serve until '93.
Ziva: Stop obsessing!
Tony: I'm not obsessing. I'm a little preoccupied. I'm a tad fascinated by the whole subject, but I am not obsessing ... What was he doing in Columbia 17 years ago?
Let's not forget how I convinced you that mom's douche bag was your air supply
Charlie [to Alan]
Stephanie: Ms. Price, I have been working 24/7 to get this taken care of for you.
Paulina: I'd rather you work 9 to 5 and actually accomplish something
I believe that there's no one on this planet who can accomplish what you can. Not me, not Dave. You.
Yvette [to Kevin]
Man: Everything in life is transactional and in this case, I've got all the leverage.
Shaun: Leverage?
Man: It's what you have that they need. It's how you shift a deal in your favor. You guys have no leverage, and no cards to play.
I am very angry at you and I'm going to make a list of all the things I'm going to scream at you as soon as this baby's out of me.
Gloria
(to Lisa) I know I haven't told you this before, but I love you.
Anna
My name is June Osborne. I am from Brooklyn, Massachussetts. I am 34 years old. I stand 5'3" in bare feet. I weight 120 pounds. I have viable ovaries. I am five weeks pregnant. I am ... free.
June
I've been in NOLA longer than i expected. I'm starting to succumb to its charms, i'll admit. it's time for me to go home, you know.
Gregorio
Alpha: Test him. If he's worthy, I will hear him. If not, then, I kill him.
Beta: It is a mistake showing him our ways.
Alpha: Your questioning of my judgment has become a regular occurrence.
Beta: He is a threat.
Alpha: To Alpha, or to Beta?
Beta: I think only of our people.
Alpha: Is it finally time for the Beta to become the Alpha?
Holt: The union is powerful, but I'm sure most of our uniformed officers understand this incident is nonsense. It is, as Peralta would say, no big whoop.
Jake: I appreciate the shoutout, sir, but I actually don't pronounce the h in whoop.
Terry: Sir, all the uniformed officers just left. They're staging a walkout!
Holt: Well, it seems I was wrong. The whoop is big, after all!