Favorite Quotes
I've been in NOLA longer than i expected. I'm starting to succumb to its charms, i'll admit. it's time for me to go home, you know.
Gregorio
Alpha: Test him. If he's worthy, I will hear him. If not, then, I kill him.
Beta: It is a mistake showing him our ways.
Alpha: Your questioning of my judgment has become a regular occurrence.
Beta: He is a threat.
Alpha: To Alpha, or to Beta?
Beta: I think only of our people.
Alpha: Is it finally time for the Beta to become the Alpha?
Holt: The union is powerful, but I'm sure most of our uniformed officers understand this incident is nonsense. It is, as Peralta would say, no big whoop.
Jake: I appreciate the shoutout, sir, but I actually don't pronounce the h in whoop.
Terry: Sir, all the uniformed officers just left. They're staging a walkout!
Holt: Well, it seems I was wrong. The whoop is big, after all!
And that is what your relationship with Abby is - a phonut. It looks like the real deal, but in the end no matter how hard you try to convince yourself otherwise, it is not what you really wanted.
Math
Evelyn Lee: No speak English.
Benson: Stop. You've been here 11 years and this is your tenth arrest, so I'm not buying it.
Ray: He traded his life for ours. He was a hero. Which I'm pretty sure is the last thing he wanted to be remembered as.
Sara: That's what he was.
That was Granny's gone wild, knitting, porno weirdness.
Mary
I'm flattered, but without that succubus heat, it's just wet.
Prison Warden
Book: You could just say thank you.
Reno: Biologically impossible. If he tried, his DNA would unravel like a hormonal teenager.
Joe Voiceover: Why does my own child not like me?
Love: You know, babies can tell when you're not in it, Joe.
Charlotte: This is an awfully long way to go to watch some firemen take their shirts off.
Samantha: Honey, I'm on the fucking ferry, I better see more than just peaks.
You definitely got the smart half of the embryo.
Sutton