Favorite Quotes
Lucas: Peyton, so how's everything with your dad?
Peyton: Good, thanks.
Lucas: Yeah, and uhh, how about us?
Peyton: That moment where we kissed right? I've been feeling guilty about it all weekend.
Lucas: Me, too.
Peyton: Listen, let's just bury it and pretend it never happened. Okay?
Lucas: Sure.
Who would buy us? We kind of suck.
Joss
Of all the 17 year olds I know, you're the one I trust.
Hank
And that's the weekend.
Callen
You? You're missing a lot, General.
Booker
Topa: What is a relationship?
Bortus: It is what comes before the egg.
I still owe Teresa my life. She should have killed me for disobeying her, but her heart’s bigger than my balls. No, she’s got nothing to fear from me.
Boaz
Okay, I'll uninvite him then. I'll just say it's cancelled on account of I just found out that I'm my mother and I need to go into intensive therapy right now.
Lorelai
Anyone who won’t dissolve into a puddle of goo when they have sex will do.
Lizzie
I promise I'll bring it back, scout's honor. And I was. A scout, I mean.
Diego
McGarrett: While we figure this out, can you keep it between you and me?
Danny: I'm the picture of discretion.
Dr. Park: Don't listen to her. It's your choice. You do what you want.
Dr. Browne: Boris! NO!