Favorite Quotes
Carolyn: Martin. Your trousers are a bit tight lately.
Martin: I can't wear belts in Broadmoor.
Carolyn: Ahhh. I thought it was a cry for help.
Do you even remember what it feels like to care about anything?
Meg [to Laurie]
Luke: Why are you always here?
Katie: Because I have no life.
Augustus: You deserve better.
Anna: I am an excommunicated cleaning woman. You deserve better.
Iris: Oh my God. It's you!
Red Streak: Iris West. I hear you've been writing about me.
People don't always want to know what they think they want to know.
Floyd
I want whoever did this arrested. They disrespected our house. Nobody does that.
Danny's boss
(sitting atop the water tower)
Jackie: Oh my god. From up here, Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Whoa! I could so be a model.
Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.
Nick
Barbara: I don't like this one bit; dropping in out of the blue, dancing on the same furniture as Ava. I got a bad feeling. And then her mother wants to drop that little tidbit about being late on her phone bill -- a convenient time to visit.
Melissa: Well, I smelled swindler the minute she walked in, that and a spicy citrusy aroma. She smelled really good actually.
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
Homer
Rebecca: You know I don't hate your brother and I don't want him to go to jail, it's just I don't ...
Justin: You have nothing to worry about. In this whole situation, you're Switzerland. You're beautiful and ... neutral.