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Was he killed by a younger, stronger, barber!?
Andy
Jessica: I'm sorry.
Keri: For what?
Jessica: I never should have questioned how you got your job. The truth is Bobby is mayor because of you. Nobody knows it, and I wish they did.
Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.
As a wise person once said, holding a grudge is a stone in your heart.
Dr. Jared Kalu
Associate: How long, Ray?
Red: Until he's breathing water.
I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came and life changed.
Devon
So Jordan tells me that while you were on your world leukemia tour, you neglected to visit a single doctor, medicine man, or scary shaman with the giant saucers in his ears. Psst. Ben. Turns out cancer's the kind of ailment that you occasionally want to check up on!
Dr. Cox
Andre: If I get the case dismissed, am I the CFO again?
Lucious: Dre, if you make this mess go away, you can have anything you want.
J.D.: But "CALL-TURK" is eight numbers.
Turk: I know, actually it's just CALL-TUR, but I'm hoping people will dial the "K" anyway.
J.D.: I'll always dial the "K" for you.
Turk: You're a good friend.
Diana: Wait. Ma you like love songs now? What that’s cuz your anniversary?
Monet: Yeah. Yup. Twenty-two years. Your father held me down when nobody else did. He had my back. And I see you itching to get out there, but when it’s your time. Having a lover makes you weak, but having a partner makes you strong. Remember that. Tariq ain’t never gonna be that. D. He’s his own man.
It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.
Professor Duncan
Why am I the only one at this convention who thinks a black woman being president is worth the run?!
Shirley