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I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came and life changed.
Devon
So Jordan tells me that while you were on your world leukemia tour, you neglected to visit a single doctor, medicine man, or scary shaman with the giant saucers in his ears. Psst. Ben. Turns out cancer's the kind of ailment that you occasionally want to check up on!
Dr. Cox
Andre: If I get the case dismissed, am I the CFO again?
Lucious: Dre, if you make this mess go away, you can have anything you want.
J.D.: But "CALL-TURK" is eight numbers.
Turk: I know, actually it's just CALL-TUR, but I'm hoping people will dial the "K" anyway.
J.D.: I'll always dial the "K" for you.
Turk: You're a good friend.
Diana: Wait. Ma you like love songs now? What that’s cuz your anniversary?
Monet: Yeah. Yup. Twenty-two years. Your father held me down when nobody else did. He had my back. And I see you itching to get out there, but when it’s your time. Having a lover makes you weak, but having a partner makes you strong. Remember that. Tariq ain’t never gonna be that. D. He’s his own man.
It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.
Professor Duncan
Why am I the only one at this convention who thinks a black woman being president is worth the run?!
Shirley
Doctor, we're not talking about the gilded upbringing of a handsome but indolent member of the leisure class.
Sara [to Kreizler, about Moore]
You gotta love a girl with good security habits.
Finch
Ralph Angel: When they couldn't stand to look at you, I was there. When they treated you like nothing, I stood by you. Why can't you do the same?
Darla: I'm right here.
Ralph Angel: Running off to the mill to help Charley is the same thing as taking her side.
Darla: It's my job.
Ralph Angel: Look, Charley and me, we ain't seeing eye to eye on this thing and I need you to stand by me, please. I ain't got nobody else but you, Darla. You can't go, Darla.
Darla: I can't go? Listen to yourself.
Ralph Angel: Listen to me.
Darla: I went to work for Charley because we needed money. We needed money because I lost my parking lot job, and I lost that job because I missed work to help scrape flies off of your cane. You can see this as betrayal but I see this as love. I would never do to you what you're doing to me right now. Never.
These Russians drink more than Larry Hagman on his first liver.
Eleanor
Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.
Liz