It's a glorious thing you've done tonight. Always remember that.

Harriet

Chanel: Besides, I don't know if I could love anyone after what happened with Chad. I need time.
Dr. Holt: Take all you need. Not really.
Chanel: I probably only need a couple of hours. I have, like, zero emotional object permanence.

Your opinions...no longer concern me.

Benedict Arnold [to his wife]

Adalind: Does anybody care what I think?
Kenneth: No.

Eve: Who knew there was so much virility hiding behind those high-waisted sweatpants?
Dean: Mystery can be an aphrodisiac.

I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd

Castle

Zeph: Find Dutch. She'll get you out. She's magic.
Pip: You scientists don't believe in magic.
Zeph: I will if it will bring you back.

We need to take care of this man whether or not he's homeless and whether or not he's insured.

Conrad

Max: What is this?
Lucas: A ticket to the game. I know you never want to go to my games, but this one is kind of a big deal.
Max: A big deal? Lucas, you really care about this?
Lucas: Yeah, I... I do. Maybe you should find something you care about too.
Max: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Lucas: You're just... It's... It's like you're not even here anymore. It's... It's like you're a ghost or something.
Max: A ghost? Really?
Lucas: Max, I know something's wrong.
Max: Yeah, right.

[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum

Mrs. S: But she'll be back.
Kira: No, she won't. This time she's following Beth.

Lavon doesn't want to go to see Beyonce!

Annabeth