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Charlie: She looks like Rose!
Alan: It couldn't be, she's still in England, right?
Charlie: Last I heard.
Jake: I got a postcard from her the other day.
Charlie: Really, what did it say?
Jake: Uh, well, let's see. "Dear Jake, How are you? I'm fine. Hope you're doing well in school. Ha, ha." I think that's a joke 'cause she knows I struggle with my grades. Let's see, what else. Oh, yeah. "Say 'hello from England' for everybody." Hello, from England.
Chuck: I thought you might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Catherine: Blair, is it? I'm Duchess Beaton.
Blair: [flabbergasted] Duchess? Nice to meet you.
It's a glorious thing you've done tonight. Always remember that.
Harriet
Chanel: Besides, I don't know if I could love anyone after what happened with Chad. I need time.
Dr. Holt: Take all you need. Not really.
Chanel: I probably only need a couple of hours. I have, like, zero emotional object permanence.
Your opinions...no longer concern me.
Benedict Arnold [to his wife]
Adalind: Does anybody care what I think?
Kenneth: No.
Eve: Who knew there was so much virility hiding behind those high-waisted sweatpants?
Dean: Mystery can be an aphrodisiac.
I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd
Castle
Zeph: Find Dutch. She'll get you out. She's magic.
Pip: You scientists don't believe in magic.
Zeph: I will if it will bring you back.
We need to take care of this man whether or not he's homeless and whether or not he's insured.
Conrad
Max: What is this?
Lucas: A ticket to the game. I know you never want to go to my games, but this one is kind of a big deal.
Max: A big deal? Lucas, you really care about this?
Lucas: Yeah, I... I do. Maybe you should find something you care about too.
Max: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Lucas: You're just... It's... It's like you're not even here anymore. It's... It's like you're a ghost or something.
Max: A ghost? Really?
Lucas: Max, I know something's wrong.
Max: Yeah, right.
[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum