Popular Quotes
Gemma: You think... you think God forgives you for doing bad things? I-- I mean like really... bad shit.
Father Francis: God forgives absolutely. We're the ones who usually can't.
Amy: Sheldon, aren't you gonna take care of me?
Sheldon: Me? No. I'm not that kind of doctor.
You can't do this with all this crap from the Brady kitchen! Maybe you need to try more waffle batter!
Stefan
Actually, that was a paraphrase, I left out the bad language because I couldn't write that fast.
Wu
Katherine: I hate lying to him, Eddie, especially today.
Eddie: I know, and I'm sorry.
Katherine: You know the last time I had to lie to people it was when you were sober, and now I'm doing it all over again, but with Theo.
Eddie: I know. But it affects more than Theo.
Katherine: That's exactly what I told Delilah.
Listen I gotta make a phone call that I'm not supposed to make, that if you overheard you should report, so you wanna go outside and check the perimeter? Or do I have to pretend to take a shower?
Raylan
Turk: Okay, you know what, I vote Elliot goes home! Because she's all up in our space, honey! She's in our space!
Elliot: Oh, why? Because I don't want to dish about other people behind their backs or smell your toe?
Turk: Or finger!
Elliot: All I've seen so far is the toe, Turk!
Lani: The twins were exhausted. They fell right asleep.
Eli: I don't blame them. I'm tired after that scene in the Square.
Lani: I know you thought Aunt Paulina was drama, but Chanel... that girl is something else.
Eli: Yeah. You know, I worried about us raising kids on cops' salaries. But looking at her, now I see there's such a thing as having too much money.
The wierd thing is, when he tells me what to do in life it drives me crazy. But when he tells me what to do during sex, it really drives me crazy. It's totally hot!
Miranda
J.D.: (sitting on Turk's shoulders) My tush is chaffing.
Turk: Alright, my turn to get on top.
J.D.: Turk... We tried playing giant black guy, remember what happened? People ran.
Turk: Damn!
I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.
Jeremy
Meredith: You know Addison's brother probably isn't going to make it. His cysts are inoperable.
Cristina: Worms in the brain. Not how you wanna go.