Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.

It really sucked not having you around to talk to this weekend. I hadn’t realized how much I rely on you.

Damon

Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.
Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar.

Stella: Harcourt! Where have you been? I have been so worried about you.
Mudd: It's been such a tumultuous year. I couldn't even begin to explain.
Stella: Try.

This is like watching my grandma try to set up her wifi.

Whisper [about the rehabbing Mercedes]

Dutch: Johnny what were you thinking?
John: Look, I'll admit I didn't think everything through, but there was a Level 5 out on him. I had to claim it before someone else did.
Dutch: By using my name.
John: Well I couldn't use mine. I'm not licensed for kill work; you are.

Leonard [watching their fight on YouTube]: Oh, geez, does this suit really look that bad?
Sheldon: Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin

Time to go be Sheriffs.

Jack

Michel: (on the phone at the inn) As soon as I can, I will send someone up ... Yes, I will ... I understand ... I understand ... I understand ... I understand ... I understand ... Okay ... I understand. Goodbye. (hangs up)
Lorelai: What do you understand?
Michel: I have no idea. I tuned him out at the first screech.

Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.

Stan

Lana: I didn't know about you in Rome.
Regina: I don't care. In fact, I should be thanking you. It was never going to work between me and Angelo.

You know he put that pressure on you on purpose, when he made you drive the train?And when he ordered you to disconnect Snowpiercer, it's because he wanted all that death on your conscience. I just want you to know that's his cruelty. It is not yours. Never forget that. It's not your fault.

Melanie