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Michael: Someone is returning! He started his own company, and now he's back. Who could it be? I'll give you a hint. He is a man. A man you have missed with all your heart. A man who has ruined all other men for you. Who is it?
Ryan: [whispering] Who is it?
Pam: [whispering] Who is it?
Michael: [whispering] It's Michael Scott. [applause; Michael jumps through sign] Hold it up. Conference room, five minutes.
Laurel: How did you get past by SCPD detail?
Felicity: You know I went to MIT, right? It's like Harvard for computer geeks with a 6.7% acceptance rate. So if I can get in there, I can get in pretty much anywhere. Except for here, which is why I had to resort to saying that we were sorority sisters.
Riley: Did [Bryan] just ...
Christina: He just sacrificed himself to buy the others some time.
Amanda: You of all people should know the consequences of falling in love with an agent.
Michael: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
I see you've found my love handles.
Lucifer
This is what I know. I have loved you since the moment I saw you. Loved you and feared you. Well, not you but this. I have been terrified to love this profoundly but not anymore. For good and for bad. For great and for hard. For dreams and the truth behind the dreams. I am here. I am yours. Sam Swarek, I choose you.
Andy
Kara: You're a monster.
Deegan as Dark Superman: No, I'm Superman.
Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?
Klaus
When you look at me like that, I see the woman I fell in love with, the heart you're hiding. The reality is, you are a bitch on wheels.
Clyde
Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?
Evan
(Nora is whispering to Lynette.)
Nora: I hope all this is giving you a little perspective on our situation.
Lynette: Shh! She told us not to talk.
Nora: You're thinking about your kids, right? How awful it'd be to never see them again. Well, that's what you're asking me to feel, but for the rest of my life!
Lynette: Nora, please!
Carolyn: Hey, what'd I say?
Lynette: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We'll, we'll be quiet.
Carolyn: You and your friend are really starting to bug me.
Lynette: She's not my friend.
Nora: She's trying to steal my kid.
Lynette: Nora, shut up!
Carolyn: Is that true?
Lynette: No! I, we're, we have, we're sharing custody, and then, she tried to seduce my husband, so...
Carolyn: She put the moves on your husband? Why didn't you say so?
(She turns the gun on Nora and shoots her coldly. The other customers gasp and shriek.)
Jake: Wow, you really suck at dating.
Olivia: I never said this was a date. You did.