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Just so you know, it wouldn't have been exactly like beating up a girl.
Josh
[In confessional] In Untucked, Marcia tried to dim my light. She tried to come for me, so I had to let her know that it wasn’t giving. She wasn’t giving.
Mistress Isabelle Brooks
Well, that's just how dogs are. The most disloyal, unfaithful creatures god ever made.
Homer
DEREK: "Hey."
MEREDITH: "Hi. I had a dream about you last night."
DEREK: "You did? What was I doing, bringing you coffee?"
MEREDITH: "You were definitely not bringing any coffee. But coffee is good."
Walden: So, Japan, huh? I am excited for you.
Jake: Yeah, my only worry is that they have not found Godzilla.
Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."
I had one great love of my life and he died.
Meredith
Nothing throws cold water on a guy's libido like two cops out for a midnight stroll.
Detective Reed
Noah Bennett, the original bagger tagger.
Taylor
Alan: So, did you make the call?
Charlie: Everybody wants me to pimp for them. I might as well get a purple hat, high boots, and a full-length fur coat.
Alan: If anyone can pull it off, it's you.
Winston: You, my friend, have become her fluffer.
Nick: Like in porn?
Winston: Her emotional fluffer!
Gloria: Vic, what are you doing here?
Vic: I needed to see you.
Gloria: We can't keep doing this. I can't keep doing this.
Vic: Is there someone else?
Gloria: No.
Vic: When my father's gone, I'll be free, Glo.
Gloria: You're never gonna be free, Vic. And the fucked up part is, your loyalty is the reason I love you.