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Julia: You’re not crazy Neela. Look, magic is real. I’m a magician, and so is your son. But he’s a rare breed with this link that they have to their mothers. Every time they’re close by their abilities start to bleed over.
Neela: Stop, stop, stop. Just stop.
Julia: My baby has the same abilities as Penny, which means it causes the same problems.
Neela: This isn’t happening.
Julia: This is happening. Look, I swear. I know I’m asking a lot but if you could just take a chance and let me help you, you could have your son back, get to know your grandchild. Wouldn’t that be worth it?
Neela: I can’t. I can’t go through this again. It’ll kill me. Tell William I’m sorry.
Nancy: Maybe I am more Hudson than Drew.
Carson: You're my daughter. And you can still do the right thing. You may have their blood, but you're a Drew at heart.
Nancy: Thanks, Dad. I really needed to hear that from you.
She seduced me, and then shot me. I'm not the one being a little bitch about it.
Richie
No one's ever made me a stalker video that I didn't have to see in a courtroom first. I love it.
Laurie
I'm afraid they've undermined the foundation of your memory palace.
Jane
You're going under the speed limit in a car that has insane mode.
Jimmy
I can do my research from prison. No one can stand in the way of the future.
Boles
Now they'll never forget what you did for this country. Never.
Sam
Rebecca: John Wingsnight. What a lovely surprise.
John: Hello. Oh, uh, this is Jessica Darling.
Rebecca: Jessica, darling, Rebecca Welton. It's so lovely to meet you.
Jessica: Oh, hi. Likewise. Hello, there.
John: We actually went out on a few dates. And then Rebecca dumped me out of nowhere. In this exact coffee shop. Not that I come here all the time, hoping to run into you. 'Cause I don't.
Jessica: Okay. Well, may I say, Rebecca, thank you. We're engaged. Ring-a-ding-ding. Wedding calling.
Rebecca: Engaged. Congratulations. That's... Wow. How... did...it happen?
John: Oh, we matched on the apps, uh, six months ago. Not Bantr. Couldn't use that. It felt a bit weird since, uh... Yeah. And in a sea of anythings, I went fishing and caught myself a soul mate.
Rebecca: Oh.
John: Took her to see Hamilton on our first date. Amazing. And then defended my honor.
Rebecca: Oh, God.
Jessica: Yeah. Get this. It's intermission. We're standing in line to buy the CD of the soundtrack, 'cause I refuse to stream music. And guess who's standing in front of us. Sir Anthony Hopkins. Can you imagine?
Rebecca: Nope.
John: Jessica politely taps him on the shoulder and asks if he'll film a little video for Jessica's father as Hannibal Lecter, you know. And he said no. Yeah. So I grabbed that rapscallion by the collar, and I said, "Hey, we didn't ask you to be famous." And took a quick ussie of the three of us and emailed it to her... her dad's nurse. Made his day.
Jessica: My shite in nining armor.
Rebecca: What? I just... What did you say?
John: You jumbled your words there a bit.
Rebecca: What did you... You just said, "shite in nining armor"?
Jessica: Yeah. I... I meant to say "knight in shining armor." I just... One of me brain farts.
John: Quite rare for her. She's actually very smart. Went to Oxford for a bit.
Rebecca: Wait, n-no, you said, "shite in nining armor." You actually said those specific words.
Jessica: I did.
I had such plans. I had dreams. I was going to be the Indira Gandhi of particle astrophysics... but with a penis, of course
Raj
Wozniak: You can't stand where you're standing and pretend it's high ground.
Harlee: I'm not standing, Woz. Okay, I'm underwater, I can't breathe. I can't even reach the surface.
Wozniak: Then let me make the decisions until you can figure out which way is up.
Harlee: I need to be able to close my eyes and not see the things that I've done.
I just think when you really love someone, you can't be with anyone else.
Joss [to Calista]