Ted: Have you ever done anything like this?
Larry: Uh, I once invested in a whore house.

Andy: You'll thank me when they spank thee.
Oscar: Don't do this...
Andy: Do you guys like apples?
Guy at table: What?
Andy: Do you like apples?
Guy at table: Uh, sorry... what?
Andy: [gives them drinks] Well, how do you like these apples? Alright, on a scale of 1-10, how hot is that dude?
Guy at table: Is he your boyfriend or something?
Andy: No, but he could be yours if you play your cards right.
Guy: Dude, leave us alone.

I want you. I'm not just going to walk away from this and I don't think you want me to.

Abigail

Steve: I told you not to go rogue.
Tripp: Okay, so what's your excuse for being here?
Steve: Because someone needs to save you from yourself.

Voight: What are you doing? This is not reform. This isn’t why people are marching in the streets, why you moved to Chicago to change it. This is about what doing what needs to be done to save your kid.
Superintendent Miller: Then you find him without breaking the damn law.
Voight: Sam…
Superintendent Miller: We don’t get to rewrite the laws because it’s my kid. Every victim is somebody’s kid. We do it the right way.

Tommy Doyle: A lot of buyers in Chicago and you bring this.
J Hawk: The only color Reed cares about is green.

What? There's no laptops in Moondoor, there's no Geneva Convention either.

Dean

Carina: If we follow her onto the train, we won’t know where she’s going.
DeLuca: What other option is there? Just let her go?
Carina: But Ben won’t know where to meet us.
DeLuca: We can text Ben from the train.
Carina: They have her license plate now. They can find her.
DeLuca: We don’t even know if that’s her car. We don’t know her name. I can’t live with that. Carina, I’m going. Are you coming or not?
Carina: Yes, I am.

Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.

Bart

I flew down from space. I defied death. It was all for a reason, it has to be.

Jaha

How does an Englishman not understand English? That is, amazing to me.

Danny

I lost all feeling in the left side of my body.

Milhouse