Rosa: I don't know where I'm supposed to go for help.
Liz: Maria said you could borrow this. It'll suppress your abilities. So that you don't burn down rehab.

Damn, Elliot's got a nice ass for a white chick! Stop it! Just 'cause you're panicked about getting married doesn't mean you have to reduce every woman to her physical attributes... Oh, great, my new scary boss and her amazing chest, butt, feet... I love feet.

Turk's Narration

Whenever you show up, trouble's just around the corner.

Carter

Go easy on yourself. Both of you. If I flew off the handle every time a Whitly went rogue on me, I wouldn't get anything done. 

Gil

Sangre por sangre.

Javier Acosta

You're right. It would explain a lot if you actually weren't my son.

Henry [to Luke]

Cop: You'd better hurry. The vic's thinking about leaving.
Rollins: Was she raped or not?
Cop: Depends what time you ask her.

The point is, Elliot, you're a lot stronger than you used to be. I've changed too. I have a beard now

J.D.

You know, dad, you can love a memory all you want, but it can't love you back. Find someone you can love while you're still young enough to do it. Her memory's not goin' anywhere.

Beth

If you're dead or catatonic, then I can't enjoy being The Attorney General of the Unites States.

Isabel

If I want to hear a sexy accent, I can talk to myself.

Carmen

Careful, Chip! Have some manners! I'm eating here.

Uncle Daddy [as gore flies by him]