Louis: What is it, Gretchen?
Gretchen: If you wanted to do some digging Louis, I could have brought you a shovel.

Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.

I should just sell my house and move back to Mississippi. Lower taxes, all the mosquitos you can eat; i can make that work.

Faking emotion is nearly impossible.

Walter

Unless that ankle's broken, we're dancing.

Tonya Harding

Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.

I can see why you'd prefer jail.

John

It's a way of cleaning your butthole after going to the bathroom.

Vinny

It is what it looks like - I was sent here to kill you.

Neal

You might think you can come up riding on my coattails, but you're going to be stuck under my louibitons.

Tiana

This is not how we wanted it to end.

Miranda

So in trying not to be a fictional character from your brother's television show, you're letting our real life kids do whatever the hell they want, and we think this is a good idea?

Debbie