I know you and Donna aren't me and Jeff, but you are as close as two people can be without being that.

Jessica

Billy: We wanted to talk to you about Solomon Stone or Stafford.
Eli Roberts: Excuse me.
Billy: Mr. Roberts --
Eli Roberts: It was a scar on the school. I'm sure you know that if you're asking.
Joanna: We wanna know about --
Eli: I don't really have time right now.
Joanna: We just wanna know about --
Eli: I came back here to undo the damage he did. Not about to reopen old wounds, so. I'm sorry, I can't help you.
Joanna: You know what he's doing now?
Eli: I have to ask you to leave.

I've never seen you put on deodorant before.

Carl [to Frank]

Bishop: I see you, McGee. Everything okay?
McGee: No. No, it’s not, because *you* decided to take over a Metro case on December 22! That is, let’s see, one, two, *three* days before Christmas!
Bishop: I had plans, too.
McGee: With twin newborn cherubs?!

Leslie, the man lived in a pit. OK, he couldn't find a place to live on the Earth's surface so he went under the ground. You're dealing with a grown man who thinks like a gopher.

Ann [about Mark]

I love a town at night when it's 34 degrees and raining.

Albert

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Wow! If I knew this dinner was going to include a main course of I told you so, I would have agreed to it so much sooner.

Kate

The best way to show your love for those who are gone is to tell their stories.

The Sorcerer

Tyler: You don't just forget something like [seven months of torture.] You can't.
Saru: What's the other option? Allowing it to transform you into something worse than those who did this?
Tyler: If it means I can make them suffer like they made me suffer, then yes.

Booth: What you said to Janine, about me doing my duty, it was still my choice. It always is, every time I take a shot I take responsibility for that.
Brennan: I know, and that's why I stand beside you. Always.

You know the problem with people who run tech companies? They have too much power.

Jamie