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Lily [about the wedding bouquet]: It's such an evil tradition.
Ted: You're not gonna do it at your wedding?
Lily: Hell, yeah! I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it to the crowd and scream, "Crawl for it, bitches!" It's just what girls do
Picard is a good man, Captain Rios. He's on the side of the angels. It's been a long time since you helped out somebody like him. A very long time.
EMH
Elliot: Do you still let that inner voice of yours control you?
J.D.'s narration: This is getting too serious. Kick her, kick her in the head.
J.D.: Not as much
Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.
Adrian
The universe is indifferent, doesn't care about our stupid little plans or our fragile little hearts. The universe has its own plans for us.
LJ
I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!
Jake
Max: Did you guys hook up?
Felix: Yes, they did.
Wolowitz: Okay forgot giant ants. How about giant rabbits?
Raj: Big or small, I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.
Sheldon: Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size. And as a side note, they are one of the few animals whose scrotum is on the front of the penis.
Raj: Maybe that's what they want to talk about.
[Defense lawyers] are in the business to confuse, to mix up, to obfuscate, and to weasel. And, uh, Mr. Morelli is one of the best.
DA
You're in trouble; your partner's pretty and smart.
Brooklyn Detective Dumas
I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard went and gave him a heart.
Sheldon
There's nothing like digging my hands into decomposing flesh to get my mind off my troubles.
Camille