Popular Quotes
Mer: I hate you!
Derek: You love me, and God knows I love you. I'll be right here when you're ready.
Myka: What has Agent Belski done for you lately?
Pete: Um... she sashays.
Myka: Yeah.
Pete: A little bit.
Myka: No.
Pete: She doesn't even know it.
Myka: Oh, yes, she does. She does.
B, it's okay. I talked to Juliet. She's not the problem anymore. It's my mom.
Serena
Frank: Dee, we need to talk. Headquarters is asking when I'm gonna be ready to go back.
Denise: Go back.
Frank: Afghanistan. Look, I don't have to just yet. I can take extended bereavement. I got a job to do, Dee. Yeah, we lost a son, but there are still a thousand sons and daughters over there, and they are my responsibility.
What the hell were you doing? You let Eric get drunk the night before his sentencing for drunk driving? What the hell were you thinking?
Marlena
Livia: I phoned your house. Some operator answered the phone. I couldn't understand a word she was saying.
Tony: Ma, how many times do I gotta tell you, that's not an operator, it's an answering machine.
Livia: Oh fancy, fancy.
This might be the glue talking but that was a very pleasurable hundred and thirty-nine and a half hours.
Leonard
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.
Homer
We promised the network suicide ratings and we need to deliver.
Quinn
I have answers. I just don't know what the questions are.
MIke
Even when you do what seems like the right thing it can still turn out wrong.
Jamie
Darlene: Dad, an hour is not that far away.
Dan: Chicago is only an hour away. When you lived there, I missed five years of my grandkids' lives.