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Blake: What's the deal? Something's not right Spencer.
Reid: What do you mean? Why'd you come back?
Blake: Don't answer a question with a question.
Reid: Look - a while back I had some medical issues. Headaches. And there was a geneticist that I reached out to.
Blake: And this has to with the case...how?
Reid: I think that my friend might be able to help me see something that we missed.
Blake: You have four of the best minds I know back at the station.
Reid: I know but sometimes a different perspective helps me think better, okay?
Blake: Why are you being so ambiguous?
Reid: I don't know what you mean.
Blake: Well you're not using words like "him" or "her". You're saying things like "they are"..."my friends"....
Reid: So?
Blake: It begs a bigger question. Why did you ask me to bring you here?
Reid [with the telephone ringing]: Can we just talk about this later please?
Blake: No. Why not Morgan or J.J.?
Reid: Alex, please....
Blake: Just answer the question.
Reid: Because I don't want them to know about...her. Okay? It's nothing bad. Just personal.
Turk's Narration: Man, the way Dr. Miller stares makes me all itchy. What can I say to let her know I'm in control?
Turk: Have you ever slept with a black man?
Dr. Miller: Just finish the procedure please.
Turk's Narration: That's a yes! And now her mind will drift back to that wonderful day. Wait for it... And there it is.
Turk: Dr. Miller, please, feel free to drift off. Although there is a lot of bleeding.
Jake: And by the way, it is infested with spiders!
Jenkins: Ah, well, spiders are our garden friends, Mr. Stone.
Jake: Jenkins... they're three feet long.
Jenkins: ...Ah. I see. I'll order some bug spray.
Cause you know, I got handcuffs.
Frankie
Stella: So, my sister broke up with her boyfriend.
Ted: Well, now I can finally say it: I hated that guy! Everything out of his mouth is 'I'm a vegan!', 'Fish feel pain!', 'I'm never constipated!'. That guy's an idiot.
Stella: Actually, she's marrying him. I just wanted your honest opinion.
Ted: He's actually a really nice guy. There's a wisdom
Zoidberg: The king crab is to die for. Look! A tiny edible crown.
Amy: What's it made of?
Zoidberg: Wood!
Conrad: If you're not interested in going forward with me, then it's time to take a step back.
Nic: If that's what you want.
Conrad: That's not what I want.
It's all interesting! Each pile tells a story. For example, last night Rena had chicken. The end!
Gene
Max: I’m willing to throw 10-15 dollars at this thing.
Deke: You want to throw 15 dollars at my thing? Great! I usually charge five.
Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!
Homer
Oh, that's right, Josh. I forgot about that guy. You think that's a good sign?
Jack
Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.