Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.

Delia's not messing around with these muffins. God help me they're good.

Mary

Fry: What's over that hill?
Alkazar: The Forbidden Valley. A holy sanctuary where no one may tread.
Fry: Is that anything like a cemetery 'cause I gotta take a leak.
Leela: Fry, that's offensive to our people. Isn't it?

Tina: Does the name Dinah mean something to you?
Oliver: I had a friend named Dinah. I never called her that, but it means something to me.

Bonnie: Do you think Caroline will notice if there are only 89 red balloons?
Elena: Probably, yes.

Ethan: What kind of life can she give a child?
April: It doesn't matter.
Ethan: Of course it matters.

Monse: What was that?
Jasmine: Nothing.
Monse: Really? Because it looked like he fondled your face!
Jasmine: OK, I caved. I gave in and I gave it up.
Monse: I thought you were all about self-care?
Jasmine: There was a little bit of that in the beginning. He likes to watch. Just because I'm taking care of myself doesn't mean he can't take care of me.
Monse: Well, that is a sad justification -- girl, I fell off the wagon, too.
Jasmine: And onto the D? With who?

The Vectors are working together. If we can't manage that, maybe we don't deserve to survive.

Julia

MEREDITH: "Izzie, you cut the LVAD wire and she stuck by you and did Denny's ECHO. Alex cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped you study for your boards. And George, when everybody was calling you 007-"
GEORGE: "She was calling me 007." [leaves]
MEREDITH: "Just let her off the hook."
ALEX: "It's okay."
IZZIE: "Sorry."

Grover: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your costume to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.

Emily: It was one thing when he was working for Conrad, but what business would Jack have with Victoria?
Nolan: Maybe he wants her recipe for Devil's Food Cake.

Jamie: I am okay, J.D. I'm really seeing things clearly.
J.D.: You've never been more confused.
Jamie: I'm happy!
J.D.: You're sad.
Jamie: I'm at peace.
J.D.: You're at war