Oh no, Dick Tracy is trapped in a giant clam! Farewell sweet Dick!

Fez

Brenda: David, I want you to be careful here, not start a shootin' match.
Gabriel: I'm with you on that.

Parker: Come on guys, a potato? Oh, (pantomimes and gestures)
Hardison: What is that a bug? No, there's no one listening

Kai: How do you think I feel? I loved her. I married her. The last 12 years of my life have been a lie.
Manfred: At least you get to keep your head.

Maybe going back is just what we all need to move forward.

Tori [to Jennie]

C.C.: Nobody can know we're together. Not even your friend Tracy Jordan out there.
Jack: I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.
Tracy: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?

Kevin: I almost drowned! Do you even care? I tried to get to the deep end, but you never watch me me. Don't touch me!
Jack: Watch yourself, pal!
Kevin: You're so busy making sure that Kate's not eating too much and Randall's not too adopted, and meanwhile where's Kevin? Oh. Guess what? He's dead!

Just because I'm pregnant, it doesn't mean I can't do my job.

Angela

Help is what Shadow needs to steer him in the right direction. He's a special one, alright. Trouble is, he knows it now. But that ain't your never mind. What you need to do is find the other, his soul mate. Convince him he ain't no solo act. Yes, indeed. That tall order falls to you.

Eugenia

Simon: Thanks, chief.
James: Don't call me chief. It's Jimmy.

Violet: How can I choose? I mean, Pete is ... Pete's all heat. I just see him and I melt. And Sheldon is comfort.
Addison: Like mac 'n' cheese.

Grover: That's jail time, Steve.
McGarrett: Yeah, but it Grace doesn't pull through, it doesn't make a difference.