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Caroline: Oh my god, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.
Max: She's not a hooker, she's too old. She's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.
Devon: Mina, have you ever been in love?
Mina: Don't do that. Don't ask stupid questions.
I don't care about how desperate, how broke he is, he's not a thief. He's a cop.
Ruzek
Brian: It's amazing, Peter. You've inspired the whole neighborhood to work together.
Peter: You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no-one has said a thing
Harper: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Jack: Do you mind if I use the bathroom?
You know I gotta tell you. These are really bad details.
George
He doesn't leave evidence. He eats it.
Will
A hundred million Federation bodies slaughtered. And for what? Parsec of space or two? And now someone wants to resume that theater of horror for profit?
M’Benga
That's gotta be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack.
Pam
Angelo: Have you ever played with a band?
Toby: Yeah but my bass player got shipped off to boarding school and my drummer had sex with my girlfriend, so I'm kinda nowhere right now.
Roseanne: My little loser.
Darlene: Shut up. I'm not letting you eat that pie.
Lisa: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
Lunchlady Doris: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.