Popular Quotes
Maybe you should wear suits more often.
Hannah
Arkady: Grisha?
Kilbride: Guess again.
"Do you know where you are right now? We're in the jungle. They're no friends here. It's every woman for herself."
Donna
Bender: Hi, I'm a naughty nurse and I really need someone to talk to. 9.95 a minute.
Man: Ooh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
Bender: So how 'bout them Knicks?
Allison: You know how I felt the first time he held his arms around me?
Gary: Were you helping him in or out of the tub?
In remembrance of our fearless leader Phillip J. Coulson. He gave us his wisdom, his love, and his life (a couple of times).
Memorial Plaque
Cookie: What's this, the third coming of Christ?
Lucious: Amen.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, listen to me. You never stop being annoyed by the little things, ever. Take Gandhi here. Your wife is the bossiest woman I've ever met. Are you trying to tell me that you're not bothered by that anymore?
Turk: Sometimes I watch Roots to remind myself how good I've got it.
J.D.: Me too.
Dr. Cox: Everyone is annoying. I mean, take Jordan. She is just now returning from what I can only assume is her eleventh gynecological visit this month.
Jordan: I'm saving my breast exam for when you go away next month.
Dr. Cox: Upsetting but we preserve. Bottom line: There is no such thing as a perfect person. You, tell her.
Our people rely on the cocaine production for their survival. I'm a pragmatist. I have no desire to end that. As long as you project yourself as a proper businessman we have no issues.
Epifanio
Not now, not like this.
Brett's friend
I'm sorry, Alice. I wish I was a better guy.
Jake
Kate: I'll look like a jealous ex.
Luke: Or a hero who catches a serial killer.
Kate: You go if you're so eager.
Luke: You're Batwoman! I'm wearing a glow-in-the-dark tie.