I've never met a coroner before. I thought you'd all be old and creepy. Sorta like I thought all detectives would have trenchcoats and drinking problems.

Lucy

We're here now. Everything's going to be okay.

Kane

Norman: You've always been there with me. To keep me safe.
Mother: Yes. We are two parts of the same person. Both are very real. But there's one thing you don't know. The pain that I would keep you from feeling? You need to feel it. Like Adam wanting all the knowledge and eating the apple in the Garden of Eden? You get the truth, but you also see the pain. We are partners now, Norman. You have no choice. We are on equal footing.

Reyes: You were brothers, so you had to go along with it?
Dante: Isn't that how it's always been?

Dr Cox: I went ahead and took a look at your little rock star's chart.
Dr. Miller: Oh, didja?
Dr. Cox: Yes, I did. And his urine output is dropping, so you should probably start him on Lasix.
Dr. Miller: You amuse me. So even though he's post-op and still technically my patient, I'm gonna pretend to consider your opinion before I walk away and do whatever I want! Hmm. No!

Elena: He's gonna kill Jeremy.
Stefan: Not really my problem.

Killer slash necklace thief alert.

Lucifer

He has had your back long before LaKeisha. He's your brother. He will always have your back.

Kate [to Tommy]

Nana: Where's my check, you little shit? Did you forge my name and cash it? For how much?
TJ: No, I ... I couldn't. I'm sorry. I can explain.

Archer: Whatever happened to "Team Archer?"
Cyril: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you

I swore an oath to protect my country and my crew. My crew is safe, but my country is not.

Griffin

And the wild cards just keep getting wilder.

Gossip Girl